So, I have no good camera at the moment, actually no camera at all... So anyway I will try to retrieve an affordable one from the o'great and glorious... DICK SMITH™ I will drive through the mad traffic screaming the CEO's name "Dick! Dick!" and when I reach the store I will run and dance with happiness, but alas... There was a foe, a boring sight to the eye "DON'T FEAR!" I shall scream "eyeball... close yourself" So then I would have to defeat the foe with no sight of where he was. I knocked over a couple of shelves, and slapped some people in the face, but then I took him to the ground and said "I am the champion, don't worry Dick... You are now saved!" then I would casually walk over to the camera aisle and pick one out, "this one please" I would say to the lady at the desk, she would stare at me while scanning my item... "don't worry dear, your safe now" I would politely hand her the cash and walk out saying "FAREWELL MY LOVELIES"
Reality: Go to Dick Smith™. Get a Camera go to the checkout. Leave.
So I am guessing I won't be able to do many good shots for now... I will try my best in doing things that don't include a camera but I am a born Photographer. So Sad... D:
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